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[aeroll]

i think we should make a list of everyone we know from gaia who's here
just so that there are no surprises

[ he is a little aghast at finding out both aerith and tseng are in erku via an orgy post. ]

obviously we're all here
i've run into both dead first class and fake first class
just found out the princess is here too
am i missing anyone?

[goons]

Dark Nation is here.

[aeroll]

you're hilarious
dark nation is one of us
he's part of the count by default

[goons]

What about the SOLDIER with the long white hair? The uh...pretty one.

[aeroll]

what?

are you talking about sephiroth?

[goons]

Wait wait wait..
Sephiroth is here??

[aeroll]

why are you asking me? you're the one who's talking about a SOLDIER with long white hair yo

[probatum]

Vincent Valentine. Leslie Kyle.

[aeroll]

waaait hold on
isn't vincent valentine in a coffin somewhere??

when did he wake up?

[probatum]

You told me Zack is alive and you're surprised by this?

[aeroll]

k that's fair

[ did he just do a punny? ]

but no really
did you find him in a coffin?

[probatum]

Yes. I climbed right in with him.

[ This sarcasm has to translate. ]

[aeroll]

i didn't think there was enough room to fit two in there

did you have to lie on top of him? is he as comfortable as i think he is?

[ambitiousblond]

Ewww I know you're being sarcastic but that's not a mental image I really wanted.

[ambitiousblond]

It looks like one of the remanents are here.

Fantasic.

[aeroll]

i'm not following, boss

[ambitiousblond]

There's three of them. They are like


miniature Sephiroths.

They're dangerous, don't engage with them.

[probatum]

[ Well, that explains a lot. ]

Understood.

[ambitiousblond]

I've met one, he got upset when I threw Jenova over a building ledge.

They're a bit touchy about their 'mother'. It's creepy.

[probatum]

I would have loved to see this happen.

But there's no possibility that he could perhaps...request any part of Jenova here, correct?

[aeroll]

why are there miniature sephiroths?

did he
have kids or smth?

[ambitiousblond]

That's a horrifying thought.

No they are like...parts of him that came from the Lifestream I don't know, honestly but they were a nightmare to deal with. They have some serious mommy issues about Jenova.

[aeroll]

parts of him from the lifestream
right

[ he's just gonna... not think too hard on it. ]

well, i've only seen that yazoo kid around
he doesn't seem that dangerous tho, boss
i taught him how to fish

[ or at least he attempted to. ]

[goons]

Are you sure?
He seems harmless, Yazoo, I mean.
I'll keep my eyes and ears open, sir.

[aeroll]

if he's identified you as a turk, then i think it's pretty fucking safe to say that he's been playing us