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@quicksilver

[photog]

hey so not to like

point fingers or anything

but one of the chicks is missing?

[aeroll]

yea so?

[photog]

oh, well... maybe he's just wandered off or something

i hope not, though. it's a pretty big and scary city to be alone in

and i'd really hate for him not to get the special feed that chicks need. you know, the ones with special vitamins and nutrients in it?

[aeroll]

yk you can just ask if i took it

[ no need to beat around the bush, prompto. ]

[photog]

did you

[aeroll]

[ +1 selfie of reno winking at the camera while he gives the missing chocobo chick in question a kiss sent. ]

duh

[ he isn't even the least bit sorry. ]

mass text to turks only—

[aeroll]

i think we should make a list of everyone we know from gaia who's here
just so that there are no surprises

[ he is a little aghast at finding out both aerith and tseng are in erku via an orgy post. ]

obviously we're all here
i've run into both dead first class and fake first class
just found out the princess is here too
am i missing anyone?

[goons]

Dark Nation is here.

[aeroll]

you're hilarious
dark nation is one of us
he's part of the count by default

[goons]

What about the SOLDIER with the long white hair? The uh...pretty one.

[aeroll]

what?

are you talking about sephiroth?

[goons]

Wait wait wait..
Sephiroth is here??

[probatum]

Vincent Valentine. Leslie Kyle.

[aeroll]

waaait hold on
isn't vincent valentine in a coffin somewhere??

when did he wake up?

[probatum]

You told me Zack is alive and you're surprised by this?

[aeroll]

k that's fair

[ did he just do a punny? ]

but no really
did you find him in a coffin?

[probatum]

Yes. I climbed right in with him.

[ This sarcasm has to translate. ]

[ambitiousblond]

It looks like one of the remanents are here.

Fantasic.

[aeroll]

i'm not following, boss

[ambitiousblond]

There's three of them. They are like


miniature Sephiroths.

They're dangerous, don't engage with them.

[probatum]

[ Well, that explains a lot. ]

Understood.

[ambitiousblond]

I've met one, he got upset when I threw Jenova over a building ledge.

They're a bit touchy about their 'mother'. It's creepy.

[aeroll]

why are there miniature sephiroths?

did he
have kids or smth?

[goons]

Are you sure?
He seems harmless, Yazoo, I mean.
I'll keep my eyes and ears open, sir.

@whitewing

[wingsofhonor]

Hey, Reno.

Are you Turks on vacation or something?
Cause I got your "boss" at my place.