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[probatum]

Yes. I climbed right in with him.

[ This sarcasm has to translate. ]

[aeroll]

i didn't think there was enough room to fit two in there

did you have to lie on top of him? is he as comfortable as i think he is?

[probatum]

Why are you thinking of him as comfortable or not? It's irrelevant, unless you've got a little crush.

[aeroll]

you're the one who'd said you climbed in after him, yo

it's a reasonable follow up q

[probatum]

It was a joke. All this time banging your way out of problems getting to your head?

[aeroll]

i'm just teasing
you have better tastes than that

[ also wow don't call him out like that ]

[probatum]

He's not the worst I could do, but I'm open to suggestions.

[aeroll]

i can play wingman for you, but i don't even know what type you go for

[probatum]

And it will remain a mystery.

[aeroll]

not even a hint, tseng?

[ambitiousblond]

Ewww I know you're being sarcastic but that's not a mental image I really wanted.

[probatum]

[ Did the president really just say 'eww'... Cute. ]

Rest assured, I did not engage with him inside of a coffin.

[ambitiousblond]

You're just making it worse, you had to go there didn't you?

[probatum]

He merely provided me with some useful information.

[ambitiousblond]

I thought it was hilarious he wanted to talk to me on the roof of a building and then asked if I could get down by myself. Don't worry, I didn't jump this time.

[He forgot he hasn't told Tseng about the falling off that building thing with Kadaj yet. Oops.]

[probatum]

This time, sir?

[ambitiousblond]

Last time I just jumped.

It was fine.

[aeroll]

[ w h a t ]

jump off of where?

[probatum]

... Let's not do that again.

[aeroll]

did you engage with him outside of a coffin?

[ he had to. it was too easy. ]

[probatum]

It's classless to kiss and tell.

[aeroll]

shit

i can't argue with that

[probatum]

Having said that, I will expect you to have your card available to me for perusal if necessary.

[aeroll]

sure

but can i take a look at yours?

[probatum]

To what end?